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dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Source: dolphinboy89, via orgasm)

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

(Source: shalrath, via orgasm)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via orgasm)