Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
True love never gets old!
I am Ritathe fairy
I wish to have love like this.
I am shedding tears
God I love old people
Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room